Friday, June 14, 2013

Is Big Bird even a bird?


First tip-off: no wings.




He does have arms that he REFERS to as "wings," but you know what?  Birds do not have hands.

Click to view: THIS is a bird.

He also does not hop around like a bird does.  Ever see a bird hopping around?  It's always with two feet at once.  Big Bird does not do that.

Also there are all these birdseed and canary "jokes."  Yeah okay, cause he's totally a BIRD-bird.  Let's see him act like one for once.

Sometimes the residents of Sesame Street do not look like the animals that they are supposed to be.  Kermit does not look like a frog.

Some other animal puppets actually do look like animals.




I think everybody just accepted Big Bird being a bird because they were told he was.  Same as Kermit being a frog.  and Grover being a MONSTER.  Rah.





Click to view... There's a Bird on Me

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